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Grains bent on world domination

They’re coming. They can’t be stopped. They will infiltrate their way into your mind, heart, and soul by any means necessary. They will strip you of all personal identity, instead replacing you with a Whole-foods, kale, quinoa, faux-meat, gluten-free, whole-grain … Continue reading

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Eat Food. Not too much. Mostly plants.

The only thing I ever really resented my mother for, my entire life, was that she wouldn’t let me eat Oreos. They were never allowed in the house. If I ate them at someone else’s house and she was present, … Continue reading

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